“That’s – the leader of the Martians and his Vongola’s heir X! Ah! What are they arguing about? It seems that there is internal strife…”

Among the crowd in the distance, Tsunayoshi Sawada struggled to grab the baby’s shoulders, but his body was dragged forward involuntarily. “Reborn! Calm down, Reborn! What you want to exhibit today is ‘JiziのBeautiful Legs’, not ‘RebornのBeautiful Legs’! Reborn, you take off your pants and your fat is exposed every time, is this really good!!”

Reborn said that revealing fat times is a complete man!He calmly dragged Tsunaki forward with difficulty, “Examination の thigh? Gang, you are so naive! Do you think this exhibition is as simple as a shemale show?” Curly and handsome mane!

Gang Ji opened his mouth in a daze, “Ah? Then, is there any deep meaning in that?”

“Of course!” Reborn embraced his hands solemnly, and Leon slipped off the brim of his hat and slid it into his hands, turning into a **** and putting on the brim of the hat. “Listen, Ah Gang, this shemale exhibition is the whole universe…”

“Stupid Reborn!” Rambo Mavericks slipped out from nowhere, picked his nostrils, and arrogantly lifted up his trouser legs with the other hand! “Look! It’s ‘Lanbo の Beautiful Legs’! Reborn, you are still far behind!”

“Wait, wait!” Prisoner pointed at Lanbo, dumbfounded, so Lanbo’s cow outfit can be taken off! ?

“…Even the Phantom Troupe got the red eye, we must not fall behind with Mars in our heads! So, let’s compete for the ‘eighth beauty’ with the belief of death!” Reborn suddenly turned around and slammed towards the man. Tsuna, with a terrified face, shot a deadly bullet.

However, at this moment, because of the “Rambo Cow’s Pretending to Be Removed” special move, Jijiuji, who was frozen and petrified, was suddenly hit by someone, and the whole person fell between Reborn and Tsunayoshi, and the bullet shot smoothly—— -Entered the eyebrows of the prison temple.

Looking at the crowd of Martians: “…”

“Bang!” Prison Temple violently exploded his shirt, “Resurrection! Find out if you can take off the cow costume with the belief that you must die!!!”

Lan Bo, who was suddenly caught by the prison temple, burst into tears, dancing and crying, “Stop! Stop!!”

A rocket fell out of Lanbo’s hair, and after the pink smoke passed, 15-year-old Lanbo struggled under the prison temple in disheveled clothes, “Stop! Stop, you bastard prison temple!”

Another rocket fell out—the 25-year-old Lan Bo hooked his lips, and instantly pressed the prison temple under his body, “I’m very active today ~ Hayato~~”

With the Martian people on their heads: “…” What the hell happened in the past 10 years!

Kyouya Hibari, who was walking at the back, suddenly showed her crutches, “Nude in public, disturb the morals – bite and kill!”

“Ahaha…” The camera suddenly changed from a mosaic image to Hanano Saki’s twitching face, “Let’s look this way! Now walking in is…”

Hanano Saki was suddenly stuck, her whole face twisted, “Yes… yes… it’s space pirate Haruyu and the Phantom Troupe!”

As the so-called peers are enemies, Chun Yu and the Phantom Troupe have disliked each other for a long time.Just at the gate, the two groups of people met.

Kuroro, in a leather jacket with a fur collar and combing his hair back, smiled: “Long time no see, Kamui, it’s really disappointing that you haven’t [beep] yet.”

Holding an umbrella, the fluttering Kamui also smiled, “Ah, yes, I’m really disappointed that I didn’t see you [beep] [beep].”

“Are you also here for the ‘beautiful legs of the test paper’? I really can’t see that you are a [beep] man and you have such an interest.” Kuroro’s smile deepened.

“Beautiful legs? Of course not.” Shenwei’s smile deepened, “What I want is the whole body of the paper, you [beep] will never understand this feeling, right? After all, you don’t even have the ability to [beep], Just look at it.”

When the boss meets the boss, the subordinates naturally also meet the subordinates, but…

Afutu felt 12 malicious eyes falling on him at the same time, and couldn’t help but take a step back, wanting to cry in his heart—1vs12, what a man!Boss, don’t blame me, it’s not that I don’t live up to expectations, it’s that the enemy is too shameless!

Kuroro glanced over lightly, “Don’t bully the kids.” It’s only been a few years since Chunyu began to work in the bandit business in a fair and honest way. Compared with the veteran Phantom Troupe, they are really “children”.

The smile on Shenwei’s face froze, “Hehe.” Are you taunting, sarcasm, sarcasm! !

“Afutu, take another step back and you will crawl back!” Shenwei silently explained the true meaning of the so-called “crawl back” on the top of the umbrella on Afutu’s legs.

Afu Rabbit burst into tears: “Yes.”

“Hey!” Hijikata suddenly appeared next to the photographer, and with a push, he turned the camera to the empty stage, and then glaucoma pierced Hanano Saki who was kneeling on the ground in an “orz” shape. “Continue to broadcast.”

“…Huh?” Hanano Saki was still dazed, Hijikata was holding a cigarette in his mouth, and put the knife on his waist expressionlessly.

“Ah! Yes!” Saki Hanano immediately came back to her senses, and appeared in front of the camera, smiling reluctantly against the background of the empty stage, “The law and order of this exhibition is very good, very harmonious, and no violence occurred! Shinsengumi——(glances carefully at Hijikata, who is still dark-faced) It’s all due to the Shinsengumi deputy leader Toshiro Hijikata! Everyone applauds!”

pop, pop, pop…

“Idiot, what are you doing?” The silver-haired boy squinted at Lian Hezi, who was sitting in front of the TV, with his dead fish eyes. Scratching with my hands… I accidentally scratched my leg while shaving. Concealer, foundation, etc. are so annoying!Blame that poorly crafted bastard with the wig!

Lian Hezi, who was wearing a long silver curly wig, turned her head, pointed at Hanano Saki on the TV with a blank expression and replied, “She told me to applaud, (cutely crooked head) Am I doing it wrong?”

The silver-haired child twitched at the corner of his mouth, “…Go to hell, you idiot!”

Lian Hezi blinked, then turned back.He was wearing the “improved kimono” style led by Teramonto, that is, a short kimono that is shorter than the skirts of the students in the island countries. He sat on his knees in an orderly manner, with wide sleeves spread out to the sides, giving him a sense of concealment.

But the silver-haired child was wearing a very traditional women’s kimono, the length of which reached the ankles. If he was not sitting cross-legged, he would not even be able to see the skin of his legs.

“I can’t figure it out. How can an idiot like you compare with my silver-haired boy? Still arguing with me for the honorary title of ‘Exam の Beautiful Legs’?” Silver-haired man picked his nostrils and complained, “You think Is Lulu’s thigh really just Lulu’s thigh? There’s something in it! (Looking at Lian Hezi’s exposed thigh) Tsk, it really lowers my taste.”

“Silver-haired boy.” Lian Hezi suddenly said, almost startling the silver-haired boy. “You want the title ‘绘子の大脸’? I can give you something in exchange.”

“Cut! Idiot! Who wants to…”

“A carton of strawberry milk.”

“…That’s all?”

Lian Hezi continued calmly, “I can also let you watch every issue of Juvenile Jump first. Then…well, by the way, I can also give you all of Sister A Miao’s sugar scrambled eggs.”

“…It’s fine with sugar scrambled eggs, you want to poison me to death, but my level is too low, boy!” The silver-haired boy flicked his nose [beep] leisurely, shaking his hands.

But at this time, Lian Hezi suddenly clenched his right fist and struck the palm of his left hand, and said to himself as if he suddenly realized, “Yes, that’s right! No wonder I always feel that something is wrong! ——That title belongs to me, why should I take it? Change things with him!”

The corner of the silver-haired child’s mouth twitched: “This bastard…” Are you kidding me with what you just said!

“We’re quarreling again!” At this moment, a pair of white hands with long sleeves brushed aside the curtain, and the roaring cheers of the audience outside became clear, and after a while, they were separated again when the curtain fell.

The silver-haired boy lazily raised his eyelids and glanced at the person, “It’s you, the wig.”

The long black hair hung softly on her shoulders, and the ladyboy with bright red lips glared at the silver-haired one, “It’s not a wig, it’s a wig!”

“Big curly and small curly, are you ready? It’s time to play.” The wig clapped his hands to attract the attention of the two.

“Yes.” The silver-haired boy replied weakly.Lian Hezi tilted his head expressionlessly, “I see, Sister Wig.”

The wig attached himself to help the silver-haired boy straighten his ponytails, and said solemnly, “Cheer up, silver-haired boy, Lian Hezi. If you let Xixiang’s mother down…”

“Yes!” This time, the silver-haired boy responded in a hurry and quickly.Lian Hezi tilted his head expressionlessly again, “I see, Sister Wig.”

The wig straightened up, “Yoxi! Keep up the momentum, let’s go! Papers!”

The fierce prelude has already sounded, and as the papers walked onto the stage, the roar of cheers and screams almost toppled the roof.

【… Lifting the hem of the clothes… Lifting the hem of the clothes…】

The big and small papers were surrounded by layers and gradually came to the fore.The moment the two were completely exposed to the audience’s sight, their screams almost pierced their eardrums.Look at that bewitching eyes, look at that slender waist, look at those smooth and delicate thighs… Poof!Several people squirted nosebleeds and fell to the ground dead.

【Give me your hands and your waist… Let us melt into this rhythm…】

Accompanied by the singing, the two put their hands on their hips, and at the same time made a rather suggestive posture of raising their waists. They lowered their heads, raised their heads, and flirted with each other. The screams that had just subsided immediately rang out.

“Sure enough…it’s amazing…” Gang Ji looked straight, and two nosebleeds came down.

“Tsk, it’s still far away.” Reborn murmured, but kept pinching his nose tightly.

[Don’t care about yesterday’s sad episode… don’t pay attention to those X partners who didn’t make it…]

[Let’s lift up the hem of our clothes… Let’s lift up our hem…]

The silver-haired boy lifted up his hem chicly, revealing a whole pair of smooth and fair legs.In an instant, the number of men who fell to the ground due to excessive blood loss doubled! “You see, what men like most is to refuse and welcome, you are still tender.” The silver-haired boy glanced at Lian Hezi proudly.

【Forget all the pain and come… Lift up the hem of your clothes…】

Lian Hezi’s skirt itself was very short, but he lowered his head, his cheeks blushed shyly, and put his hands on the hem of the skirt, timidly raising it up by a centimeter or two.

boom! ! ! “I can’t do it!” “Don’t faint! This is a rare opportunity! Don’t faint after reading it!” “I want to hold on! Hold on!”…

Lian Hezi glanced at the silver-haired son, “What’s the matter? Why refuse and welcome, it’s outdated, big paper.”

“You bastard!…” Silver-haired son gritted his teeth angrily, but the music had already progressed to the time when the two separated, Silver-haired son had no choice but to follow the music and twist his waist to separate from Lian Hezi.

【… Lifting the hem of the clothes… Lifting the hem of the clothes…】

“Examination…I…” Shenwei stared blankly at the graceful examination paper on the stage, those two thighs were dangling in front of his eyes, and finally…he fell down.

“Ah! Boss!” Afutu exclaimed in shock, quickly supported Shenwei and shook it, “Boss, boss!”

“Tsk, it really is a [beep] man, I can’t stand any stimulation…” Ku Luoluo covered his mouth and nose with one hand, looking quite calm.However, just as he finished speaking, suspicious red liquid oozed out from between his fingers and fell on his body drop by drop, but he didn’t realize it…

[Take off the hem of the clothes… Let’s come together… Lift the hem of the clothes…]

When they gathered in the center of the stage again, Yinfazi slapped Lian Hezi fiercely: “Then after the show is over, let’s see who has more supporters!”

Lian Hezi winked lightly, “Come on, who is afraid of whom!”

【…Forget all the pain and come… Lift up the hem of your clothes…】

[Turn up the hem of the clothes…]

“The show is over, and we can see that half of the audience—huh (wipe nosebleed)—has collapsed, and two-thirds of them are in shock because of—huh (wipe nosebleed)—overexcitement, The other third is due to excessive blood loss!” The reporter Hanano Saki with two nosebleeds dutifully reported, “And the half that has not yet collapsed is mostly in this state…”

The camera turned to the other side, and a man with a cross engraved on his forehead, with dull eyes, covering his mouth and nose but his face was covered with blood appeared on the screen.If someone can pull his hand away, he will be found muttering “Take away…Take both…”

“Um, wrong, it’s this side!”

The camera turned to a middle-aged man in his 40s. He was sitting slumped on a chair, smiling cheerfully as if taking drugs, and muttering: “So beautiful…the legs are so beautiful…”

“Huh (wiping nosebleed)——so in the end, the eighth most beautiful woman’jueziのbeautiful legs’ belongs to both the big and small papers. This is——huh (wiping nosebleed)—the glory of the papers!!”

Backstage dressing room, in front of the TV.

The silver-haired boy threw the things in his hand, pointed at Lian Hezi and shouted angrily, “Who wants to share with him!”

“Do you think I would like to?” Lian Hezi gritted his teeth, “The title ‘Janzi の Beautiful Legs’ should have been mine!”

“Hmph! I might not know who it is!”

“Then do it again!”

“Compare again and again!”

“Humph!” X2

The wig on the side stepped forward and raised their hands at the same time, “Yo Xi! The first round was tied! Let’s fight again in the second round!”

Xixiang’s mother quickly opened the curtain, and shouted, “Fight [beep] again! This time, so many people fainted at once, and the real selection team has come to the door! What else do you want, you bastard! Let’s talk after I get the Shinsengumi!!”

Before he finished speaking, Kondo Isao and Hijikata Toshiro followed him into the dressing room.

“Well… Lian Hezi-sang and Yinfazi-sang please come out and make a pen… transcript…” In the middle of Kondo’s words, the nosebleed had silently soaked the tissue in the nostril, dripping down.

“Tsk! Let me do it!” Hijikata Shishiro stepped forward, full of momentum, but kept his head turned away from the two of them, “Listen, you two, this incident is very serious! You want to…”

“Why don’t you watch me talk, Ten Four Lang Sang~~” Lian Hezi suddenly leaned up to Tufang, stood on tiptoe and exhaled into Tufang’s ear.

“…you want…you want…” Tufang’s face turned red visibly from top to bottom, and then steam burst out with a bang, and he fell down.

The silver-haired man stepped forward and kicked the two “corpses” on the ground unceremoniously, “Cut! If it was me, I would make him unable to even say the last few words!”

“Oh, really.” Lian Hezi raised the bar expressionlessly, “That’s really amazing, silver-haired boy.”

“You bastard! Do you think I’m an idiot like you!” The silver-haired boy jumped.

“Okay, okay—calm down, big tester and small tester!” The wig held one in each hand, “there are more than these two people in the Shinsengumi, there are at least a dozen people outside – let’s compete! Whose thighs can confuse people more? As for the outcome, it will be calculated by the number of people who fainted in the end.”

“Hmph, I won’t lose!” The silver-haired boy walked out first.

“Old antiques have no future, you have to look after me!” Even Hezi was not to be outdone.

Therefore, after this performance, anemia became an epidemic throughout Edo and even the entire universe, and the most seriously ill were undoubtedly the people of the Shinsengumi.The team members involved in maintaining order at the performance site that day took at least two weeks of sick leave, without exception!

The eighth most beautiful woman in the universe – the thigh of the paper, really deserves its reputation!

The author has something to say:

Is it funny enough?I’ve tried my best [Tan Shou] If you have adverse reactions after reading this episode, please don’t come to me, I wrote [Caution] in the summary ╮(╯▽╰)╭

It is unscientific to say that the number of words exploded in this story!Hong Shi, how could I be such a dishonest person? It’s all Wu’s fault!Are you right? [serious face]

Calvin is stuck so badly, the text is still coded, let’s go to the episode first to say that the Red World has not yet entered the grave_(:з」∠)_

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