Fishing in the Douba Author: Misty Rain PK Jiangnan

brief introduction:

One day, Xiao Meng caught Pudi’s toad and alchemy experience card, and since then he was invincible in alchemy.

One day, Xiao Meng caught the Heavenly Emperor’s Hua Zizai Dafa, and since then he is unparalleled in combat power.

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【Do not lick, do not abuse Xiao Yan,】

Xiao Meng only wanted to be the protagonist once.

Chapter 1 Xiao Meng

In a side hall of the Xiao family, there is a man-made basement, the lights are flickering, slightly dim, there are two tables in the room with about ten square meters.

The table under the corner is full of strange things, including women’s personal items, glass bottles marked with the words ‘dichlorvos’, plastic boxes marked with sleeping pills, and rat poison marked with them. There are small hoes, pot scrubbers, and a variety of adult products… .

On the table under the light, it was much simpler, with only a large, thick blue book standing upright.

On the front cover of the book it was written: Buddha did not hold grudges, only small books.

On the reverse cover, it says; low-key forbearance for seven or eight years, not Jesus but the Tathagata.

A boy who looks only fourteen or fifteen years old, pressing on the book in one hand and holding a pen in the other, his eyes are a little dull, and he seems to be thinking about something.

After a long time, the boy started to move. He straightened the blue book and opened it slowly. Every page was filled with densely written small letters.

Taking a quick glance, there is a record on the first page.

In the morning of January 07, 01; Xiao Ning, this bastard, called me trash and spat at me.

Through noon on January 07, 01; Xiao Mei glared at me, pouted, and dismissed me.

Through noon on January 07, 01; Xiao Xun’er threw a wink at me, I guess… She saw me as handsome and wanted to seduce me, but this is unforgivable, because I am Xiao Yan he elder brother.

[If Xiao Xun’er knew that she rolled her eyes, she would be interpreted by this guy as a wink, and she would be so angry that she would vomit blood]

Traveling through noon on January 07, 01; Dad Xiao Zhan… actually peeked at me taking a bath…, (Note; I will come back sooner or later.)

This is an accounting book….

The young man flipped through more than 2000 pages before he saw a blank page. He flattened the book, wiped it with his hands a few times, and then began to write with a pen.

On the morning of December 14, 12; at the dinner table, Xiao Yan didn’t say hello to me and called me my third brother, which was ignoring and disrespecting me.

Through the morning of December 14, 12; Xiao Xun’er gave Xiao Yan all the delicious dishes, so I didn’t have enough to eat. The most hateful thing is that they dared to show affection in front of me, (curse; show affection , die fast!)

The young man wrote a large article eloquently. After checking it three or four times and finding it to be correct, he just put away the blue book and put it in the drawer.

Putting away the notebook and putting down the pen, the young man inadvertently glanced at the table in the corner, and suddenly the corner of his mouth twitched, and he gasped.

His name is Xiao Meng, he is from Earth, and he is a member of the Transmigration Army.

Originally, he was just an ordinary assembly line worker on earth. Because when he was leaving after get off work, he was bowing his head and didn’t pay attention to the stairs under his feet. As a result, he rolled from the ninth floor to the first floor, but God took good care of him, that is, he did not let him enjoy the disabled. In life, he did not let him be his wife with King Yama, but let him become a glorious transmigrator.

Because he was a soul wearer, and he didn’t come at the right time, and he didn’t encounter a body that could be taken away or attached to.

Since he came out of his mother’s womb first, he became the elder brother, and Xiao Yan became the younger brother of course.

Xiao Meng is the third child in his family, so he was nicknamed the best waste because he is even worse than Xiao Yan after 12 years old.

After waiting for five or six years, Xiao Meng didn’t wait for the legendary golden finger, old grandfather, beautiful master, etc. He was desperate.

But as a traveler born in the 90s, he has read “Breaking the Sphere” four or five times. Although it is not reversible, he knows all the plots like the back of the hand.

That means that in the near future, Xiao Yan will become the most awesome Yan Emperor in Dou Qi Continent, that is to say, the future Yan Emperor will have to call him brother.

Therefore, he gave up the idea of ​​robbing Xiao Yan’s grandfather, and planned to be a ‘a’ competent salted fish. For this reason, he once made a rhetorical statement under the attention of everyone, ‘Cultivation is impossible, and it is impossible in this life. practice. ‘

This sentence subverts the three views of the world.

As for the arrogance and arrogance of fighting in all directions, Xiao Yan, who is the younger brother, will do it for him, and he is not in a hurry for the great dream of three thousand beauties in the harem.

After Xiao Yan becomes Emperor Dou, will the Xiao family’s men still be divided up?The answer is not enough, so he must choose carefully, rather than lack, and never learn from those idiots, who are so young and children.

As a result… eight years ago, his life changed.

He obtained a system called ‘Fishing the Heavens’. This system is quite simple. In addition to having a certain number of fishing times within a fixed period of time, the number of times of fishing can also be obtained by completing corresponding tasks.

Through fishing, he can obtain things from other worlds, and as for that world, it all depends on luck.

The things on the table in the corner are what he got by fishing, but there are too many things that are a bit irritating, making him speechless.

He can endure dichlorvos, rat poison, and hoes, but those crazy condoms, and women’s personal items…, he just wanted to look up to the sky and ask: ‘Who else? ‘

Just when he was speechless and asked the sky, a voice came from his mind:

Ding, it’s time to take medicine.

Xiao Meng was no longer surprised by this sound, he stood up expressionlessly, walked to the table in the corner, and picked up a broken porcelain bowl used by beggars.

It only took him less than five seconds to mix and match more than a dozen drugs such as dichlorvos, sleeping pills, and rat poison.

The action is fast, beyond common sense.

Xiao Meng tilted his head, grunted a few times, and drank half the bowl of medicine completely.

After putting the porcelain bowl down, he habitually wiped off the residual medicine from the corner of his mouth with his thumb, and he had to say something in his heart, this smell is really not good.

However, he has been taking these medicines for eight years, three times a day, and he is used to taking them.