“Ouch!” The straps of the tights tightened suddenly, Xiao Mimi almost vomited out the overnight meal.

As a member of the royal family, the whalebone of the tights is a top-quality product specially exported by the Dutch whaling company. It is exquisitely made by Eskimos, and the quality is so good that it breaks through the sky. Xiao Mimi hugged the bedpost and felt every pull and pull of the maid behind her. She must have screamed.

The maid said inexplicably: “Princess Nana screamed very loudly today!”

Xiao Mimi felt that her tears were about to fall. In the [-]th century, for the sake of her slender waist, did she want to abuse women like this?Xiao Mimi imagined that the high-waisted skirt in “Pride and Prejudice” was very good. Later, she realized that, don’t think this is humane. During that time, many girls died of colds because of thin dresses. !

That’s right, her current identity is Helen Caroline Teresa, a collateral princess of the Bavarian Wittelsbach family, the future duchess, and her boudoir nickname is “Néné”.

What?You don’t know her?No, it’s impossible for you not to know the first female cannon fodder in history, even if you don’t remember her name.Because her younger sister is Elizabeth Amalia Eugenie, the famous love fairy tale protagonist Sissi.

The maid finally got Xiao Mimi’s waist to a satisfactory size, and began to fasten the knot. Xiao Mimi took a breath carefully, and found that her small breasts bulged from the gap at the top of the corset, like an inflated fish bubble.Because the tights were too tight, the veins on the chest were stretched out, and the maid repeatedly praised: “Princess Nana, you are so beautiful!”

No matter how high the breasts are padded, it can’t hide the reality that the body only has a B cup. Xiao Mimi’s busty dream must continue to work hard.

It is said that the veins on the chest are a sign of sexiness. In Xiao Mimi’s era, she had never known a man who could kiss his breasts with veins, but fashion is a unique product of each era, and she couldn’t help it. It is said that people in this era have a heavy taste because they love blue veins.At this time the maid stooped again and put the crinoline bustle on the princess, so that the skirt would be fluffed up, and the proportions of the body would be exaggerated, and the waist would be thinner.Xiao Mimi took advantage of this gap to glance at the big brass mirror, and she was full of anticipation. Since Nana and Princess Sissi are sisters, they should also look beautiful, right?

Princess Sissi has the title of the most beautiful woman in Europe!

The truth is cruel, Xiao Mimi was stunned for a long time and did not recover: Huh?Who is that man in the mirror?

The profile of this man is slightly like Beckham, with straight eyebrows and sharp edges and corners. He looks serious and serious.No, no, there should be a woman in the mirror, and it should be a beautiful woman, how could it be a man?

Ke Nana’s image in the mirror is clear and distinct, she looks like a man from the neck up.Xiao Mimi took a deep breath, and was going to rush to the mirror to take a look, but the maid quickly grabbed her skirt and shouted: “Princess, go slowly!”

The corset was too oppressive, and Xiao Mimi was still not used to it when she first arrived, so she didn’t come up in one breath, and fell unconscious on the floor.

The maid took out smelling salts from the small drawer with great experience, and took out a fan imported from the East to fan Xiao Mimi desperately. These measures were very effective.

Xiao Mimi opened her eyes and felt that she was performing a performance of crushing a boulder in her chest. She couldn’t breathe at all. The strands of air were as precious as the oxygen tubes of astronauts in outer space. She whispered with difficulty: “Untie…untie… …”

“No,” the maid said righteously: “Princess Nana, you can’t untie it. It’s very common for a woman to faint because of beauty. You must survive it. Only when you tie your waist to the crook of a man’s arm can you wrap it around, You are the real beauty, His Majesty Emperor Joseph will definitely fall in love with you!”

History tells us that even if Nana’s waist is as slender as a match stick, His Majesty the Emperor will not like her!

Xiao Mimi had no choice but to be helped by the maid to lie on the bed for a while, and then gradually regained her consciousness. Seeing that she was alone now, she reached into her tights, took out rice from the deep ditch that came out of the road, and clicked on the button for task two. The data tried to understand the world that made her unable to stand up.

Leaving aside the life-threatening tights, fortunately this is a romantic fairy tale family, not only has the most beautiful queen Sissi, but also King Ludwig II who built Neuschwanstein Castle, Xiao Mimi is full of expectations until… …she clicked on the first file in the folder—Freud’s argument for hereditary mental illness in the Bavarian Wittelsbach family.

Mimi Xiao: “…”

She didn’t come up in one breath, and she passed out again.

After a long time, Xiao Mimi, who fainted twice in a few minutes, woke up slowly and decided to face the bleak life.Since things were a bit different from the Sissi movie trilogy she had seen in her childhood, she had to do her homework beforehand so that she would not be fooled by the task.

Looking back now, it was really shameful for my young self to tear off the two sleeves of his children’s sweatshirt because he thought the off-the-shoulder clothing in the movie was beautiful.Now I really put on the beautiful clothes of my dreams, but the reality makes people die.

Mimi Xiao carefully controlled her breathing and read the research report carefully. King Ludwig II of Bavaria is a daydreaming emperor who loves yy. He imagined that he was King Louis XIV of France. He built Neuschwanstein Castle for 18 years. In the end, he only lived in 170 for two days, and committed suicide after being diagnosed with schizophrenia.

As for Ludwig’s younger brother, it’s even more weird. He has to kill someone every day to ensure that he doesn’t suffer from mental illness.

Although the other members of the royal family are not destructive or vicious, they all have potential factors of hereditary mental illness, which can easily lead to temperamental instability.In short, if everything goes well, there is no problem, and if things go wrong, it is easy to go to extremes.

For example, the cheap daddy Duke Max, whose biggest hobbies are horse riding, women and wine. He has no relationship with the children’s mother, Princess Ludovica, but he can take childbirth as his vocation. His wife has successfully given birth to eight children after ten pregnancies. .As soon as Ludovica became pregnant, he disappeared without a trace, and there were always other women and illegitimate children in the meantime, a veritable stallion.Just as there is an old European proverb, aristocratic couples will not be at odds, if they are not happy together, try to meet as little as possible.

And his attitude towards the children born in wedlock is the same as that of puppies and cats. He teases them when he thinks of them, and throws them aside when he can’t think of them. He is completely irresponsible.In fact, he dotes on his two illegitimate daughters more because he loves their mother.

As a mother, Ludovica was unhappy in her marriage, so she devoted all her energy to her children.As the father, Duke Max is a dissolute man, because he doesn’t show up often, the children generally have admiration for him.

It’s true that having a father is equal to not having a father, and you will miss your father if you don’t have a father!

Among her sisters, Ludovica was not well married. She married Max, her cousin of the same clan, and basically became the spokesperson for “poor relatives”.And her elder sister Sophie married to Austria, because the uncle Emperor Ferdinand I had no sons, so Sophie’s son took the throne. This stoic woman immediately became a winner in life.

Her eldest son became the emperor of Austria, and her younger son became the emperor of Mexico. As for what the emperor of Mexico looked like, Xiao Mimi imagined a group of indigenous people dancing under the Mayan pyramid.

Fortunately, Sophie didn’t forget her sister, who became a “poor relative”, and intended to marry her.Ludovica was very grateful to Dade, and tried her best to train her eldest daughter as a candidate queen.Xiao Mimi recalled her experience with this body. Although Ludovica is a loving mother, her demands on her eldest daughter have reached a perverted level.

Xiao Mimi’s memory told her that Nana’s study routine was basically based on her default fiancé, getting up at seven o’clock every day, having breakfast after an hour’s Hungarian class, followed by painting, French and German classes, and before lunch. Study geography.Then she will take a walk with her sisters on the shore of Lake Starnberg, learn French and German again in the afternoon, and add court etiquette and dance lessons.

After dinner, go to bed at eight o’clock on time. Except for Nana, the other children are basically uneducated.

This is almost as hard as the college entrance examination, and it lasted for more than ten years, but Xiao Mimi quickly realized the benefits of Xueba Nana.In the last mission, Chen Ajiao’s memory still benefits her. If she is given a brush, she can write beautiful Xiaozhuan and Lishu.Then after completing the task of Princess Sissi, she is likely to have a bunch of language skills.

This was enough for her to take her life to a higher level after her resurrection, and Xiao Mimi began to be complacent.

The happy mood made Xiao Mimi feel that she could get up, because she fainted twice in the morning, and her Hungarian class was cancelled.Now it’s time to go down to have breakfast. It’s also good to have a Western-style breakfast for a change. The breakfast is traditional Bavarian white sausage, white bread and drinks. No one can eat and drink while under the constraints of a life-threatening straitjacket.

Xiao Mimi noticed that her three brothers and three younger sisters were all present at the dinner table, as well as their mother, except for the legendary princess Sissi who was absent.

She waited for her to appear, with great anticipation.

“Nai Nai, you missed today’s class.” Ludovica was obviously dissatisfied: “The maid said you can’t breathe, are you fat?”

I even missed a lifelong event, let alone a foreign language class?Xiao Mimi apologized patiently and said that she would pay attention next time.But his eyes kept looking up the stairs, looking forward to the appearance of the heroine.

Ludovica said helplessly, “Sissy must be washing her hair again…”

Then Xiao Mimi knew why Ludovica said that, because at this time the legendary girl queen came.Her face is far from as stunning as Xiao Mimi imagined. The young Princess Sissi is still too young, maybe less than 1.6 meters tall, and her curves are hardly developed, because she is at home and the relationship between the children is good. His older sister Nana came over.

Xiao Mimi was shocked to see Princess Sissy’s mouthful of yellow teeth. She couldn’t catch her breath and almost fainted again. If it wasn’t for the lack of ultrasound technology now, she really wanted to help the beauty clean her yellow teeth.