Since ancient times, the topic of achieving Taoism and becoming immortal has always been out of people’s sight. Some people explore by themselves, go to deep mountains and old forests to meditate for a few days and nights. People rely on the masses, summon all magicians from all over the world to concoct a medicine with a big wave of their hands, and take it with closed eyes to prepare for immortality, but the results are often unsatisfactory. When a person kicks his legs, he doesn’t know if he has been promoted to an immortal or not, but his ascension to heaven should be confirmed.

It’s really sad for those who hear it and cry for those who hear it.

But even so, there are still countless people running wildly on this road to death. Seeing this, a certain real fairy who is in charge of fate looks puzzled:

“These people don’t want to live a good life, but they insist on becoming gods. I’m afraid they are stupid?”

Shen Xinghe, the second generation of the biggest fairy in the fairy world, born with a fairy soup spoon in his mouth, Shen Xinghe shook his head when he heard this: “Who said that there is a big difference between the heaven and the human world, let’s just talk about girls.”

The little fairy in the fairy world took the route of the flowers of the high mountain, she was covered in snow-white clothes, her facial paralysis skills were full, her words were like pouring golden beans, and she jumped one by one.

Miss Mortal is different. She is shy and shy with warm words and warm words. She is good at singing, dancing and playing the piano. If she accidentally meets her eyes, her cheeks will turn red, not to mention how cute she is.

“Yo, as expected of His Royal Highness Shen, I’m afraid you can talk about a girl for three days and three nights?”

The chattering Shen Xinghe who was lying on the tree became interested when he heard this: “Of course, I’m not bragging with you. I—”

“Shut up!” Xu Wu threw a jar of wine over: “I am not interested in hearing about your romantic debts.”

“I don’t understand the taste.” Shen Xinghe curled his lips, took the thrown wine jug, raised his head, and took a sip. After a while, his expression changed immediately, and he asked, “Little fox, what kind of wine is this?”

Xu Wu propped his head on one hand, leaning on the tree trunk: “Qingqiu’s peach blossom wine, do you like it, Your Highness?”

Shen Xinghe frowned when he heard the words, immediately got up and sat up, looked Xu Wu up and down carefully, and shook his head after a long while: “Fox…”

“What’s wrong?” Xu Wu tilted his head to look at him.

Shen Xinghe had goosebumps all over his body: “If you have done something to offend me, just say it.”

“Why do you think so?”

Shen Xinghe took a long breath: “Xu Wu Xianjun, although my Highness has a bad memory, I still remember a little bit of how you dislike me every time I see you.”

Xu Wu still looked at him with a smile: “That was before, now I don’t have to.”

Shen Xinghe blinked: “Do you believe in Buddha?”

Xu Wu’s expression collapsed: “Shen, are you sick?”

Shen Xinghe shook his head: “I’m not sick, I’m worried that you are sick.”

“You—!” Xu Wu finally broke his gentle and elegant persona after hearing the words, beat the branch angrily, took a deep breath, took out a jade slip, and sneered: “Want to know why? Okay, you Listen to me.”

“Shen Xinghe from the Heavenly Realm, has nothing to do all year round, is ignorant, steals chickens and dogs, often suffers from illness, loves to steal alcohol, and ranks at the top of the most annoying list all the year round. He has seriously corrupted the atmosphere of the Heavenly Realm and taught all the children in the Heavenly Realm. Now he is ordered to live in Penglai. Concentrate on practicing for 300 years, and within 300 years, you must not leave the country.”

Shen Xinghe: “…can you tell me first whether you wrote this jade slip, and then explain what the words that describe me mean?”

“Hmph.” Xu Wu smashed the jade slip with a snap: “First, this jade slip was written by your father, the Emperor of Heaven; second, I just added some well-known facts; third, the jade slip has been Broken.”

Xu Wu continued to speak word by word: “Your position has been exposed.”

“What?”

“It’s very simple. From now on, you will spend 300 years in Penglai.” Xu Wu patted Shen Xinghe’s face, and pointed to the heavenly soldier who appeared behind Shen Xinghe when the jade slip was broken, slowly With a wave of his hand, the ferocious expression was put away on his face, and he smiled innocently and said:

“One, Lu, Ping, An, oh.”

Shen Xinghe turned his head slowly and stiffly following his gestures, looked at the group of well-trained soldiers who suddenly appeared, and fell silent for a while, Xu Wu’s gloating voice still echoed in his ears, Shen Xinghe It took a long time for his not particularly bright mind to understand Xu Wu’s meaning.

Dare he want to end the good time of eating and waiting to die in advance, and since then he has been forced to move forward on the road of practicing hard and improving every day?

How does this work!

Shen Xinghe immediately turned over and sat up, and faced the soldiers who were staring at him for a long time, before finally reaching out his hand, expressing his greeting in an embarrassed yet polite way: “Wow, what a coincidence. Everyone came to Qingqiu…Look landscape?”

“We are under the order of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven to escort His Highness Xinghe to Penglai.” The leader, the baby-faced general, said.

“What if I don’t want to go?”

“Your Majesty ordered to escort His Highness Xinghe to Penglai, if not, escort the knocked-out Highness Xinghe to Penglai.”

Shen Xinghe: “…can I ask one last question?”

“Please speak, Your Highness.”

“The Penglai you are talking about, is that the fairy island sealed off in the South China Sea?”

“Yes.”

“The Penglai you are talking about, is that the fairy island where the young master of Penglai is still alive on the entire island?”

“Yes.”

“Is that young master still looking terrifying?”

The little general frowned: “Although the young master of Penglai is not good-looking, he has extremely high mana attainments. If His Highness follows him to practice with all his heart, he will surely make great progress.”

Shen Xinghe looked at death like home: “I can bear everything else, but this is really unbearable. Staying with an ugly monster for 300 years, you should kill me.”

“In this case.” The little general waved his hand: “Knock out and take him away.”

“Wait!” Shen Xinghe immediately snapped: “You guys are too rude! Is this what an immortal should look like! How troublesome it is to be knocked out! I’ll go on my own!”

The little general stretched out his hand silently: “Your Highness, please.”

Shen Xinghe: “Here we come.”

The mighty convoy started from Qingqiu, drove past the deserted Moon God Temple, skipped the marriage tree covered with red lines, and traversed most of the Tiangong.Shen Xinghe lifted the curtain of the car, and saw a silvery-white band of light across the sky. The stars were dotted with pleats and shimmering, like the surface of the river under the sun, with sparkling light. Several Weaver Girls were washing yarn by the river, and the scarves followed the waves. And sway slightly.

Shen Xinghe looked at it, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

“Brother, is Tianhe below?” He called forward.

A small soldier turned around and replied: “Yes, we will arrive at Penglai not long after driving past, so don’t worry, Your Highness.”

“No rush, no rush.” ​​Shen Xinghe smiled, and skillfully took off the jade pendant around his waist, and hid it in his cuff.After finishing these, he took a deep breath and suddenly yelled: “Oops!”

The convoy stopped immediately, and Shen Xinghe poked his head out of the window with a terrified expression: “My jade pendant fell off! It’s my birthday gift from my father!”

The little general who heard the words just now came over: “Is what Your Highness just said true?”

“Will I make fun of the Emperor of Heaven?” Shen Xinghe said with a righteous face.

“In that case, come, come and get your Highness’s things back.”

“I’m going too!” Shen Xinghe jumped out of the car and shouted loudly: “Everyone doesn’t know, I, I have been filial since I was a child, and I made such a big mistake by negligence. If I don’t make up for it myself, my heart will be unbearable! Please! , let me follow.”

The little general frowned and thought for a while, seeing Shen Xinghe’s expression that was about to cry, he finally softened his heart: “Okay, you can go find it, but I will follow you.”

“No problem.” Shen Xinghe readily agreed.

The convoy stopped at the same place, Shen Xinghe was followed by the little general, and behind the little general were several soldiers, the group hurried towards Tianhe, the little general kept saying while running:

“Your Highness, you have to be careful, the Tianhe leads to the world, if you accidentally fall down, you will be in trouble.”

“I have my own measure.” Shen Xinghe responded.

The little general suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, before he could calm down, Shen Xinghe suddenly stopped in his tracks, turned around and smiled brightly.

“Your Highness?” The little general’s heart pounded.

“The front is Tianhe, there is no way.” Shen Xinghe said slowly: “Look behind you, there are flying butterflies, flying butterflies.”

The little general had a black line on his face: “Your Highness, butterflies can fly, and you have done this trick many years ago, so you can’t fool me.”

“Wow, you’re so smart.” Shen Xinghe praised, and wanted to say something but his face suddenly changed, and he said in surprise, “Father, why are you here?”

The little general shook his body and immediately turned his head and knelt down: “See His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven!”

There was no answer after a long time, the little general looked up, and there was nothing in front of him, only a few soldiers who looked at him in surprise.

not good!He turned his head immediately, and Shen Xinghe was already standing in the middle of the Milky Way, with a smile in his eyes, looking at himself motionlessly with his head tilted: “Little general, you are not very good at learning, this is a trick many years ago, how did you fall for it?” Are you recruited? As a punishment, please tell my old man father that I will never go to Penglai, and as for being ignorant, I will go and make a world for him right now!”

After speaking, he jumped up and disappeared into the rolling waves of Tianhe.

“Oops!” The little general yelled, “Go and tell Your Majesty!”

“No need.” A deep voice came from behind: “I’ve already—”

“Where does the brat dare to impersonate—” The little general turned his head furiously, and his voice gradually weakened when he saw the person coming: “Your Majesty…”

Heavenly Emperor: “…”

All the little soldiers still looked surprised: “…”

The Heavenly Emperor coughed a few times, stroked his non-existent beard, and said, “I already know the absurd things Nizi Shen Xinghe has done. General Lu leads people to retreat.”

“Yes Yes.”

General Lv Xiao was startled for a moment, then he led the soldiers away in a panic.

The surroundings returned to silence, and the Emperor of Heaven sighed: “Let the young master see the joke.”

“Your Highness is just a child at heart, Your Majesty is serious.” A person slowly walked out from the darkness and bowed to the Emperor of Heaven.

The Emperor of Heaven did not reduce his worry at all: “Child? He is called a child who is crawling around on the ground. What kind of child is he who is hundreds of years old. Besides, the young master is just… three hundred years old this year?”

Xie Yu smiled slightly: “Even if this is the case, most of the gods who are thousands of years old would not dare to look directly at Xiaoxian’s face, not to mention that His Highness always likes beautiful things. If you want to spend 300 years with Xiaoxian day and night, you can’t accept it.” normal.”

Having said that, there is no trace of inferiority in the words.The Emperor of Heaven thought to himself, and took a closer look at this young master of Penglai who seldom went out. He wore a dark blue robe, with Xuanwen Yuntu neatly embroidered on the sleeves, and his hair was neatly worn by a white jade crown, saluting. His posture is respectful and not flattering, and his every action is neither out of order to be critical, nor excessively flattering and disturbing. He has a style of his own and a backbone of his own.

Xie Yu didn’t respond to the Emperor’s scorching gaze. He just bowed again and said, “Your Majesty, since His Highness has already jumped into the Tianhe River, I can’t bring up the matter of going to Penglai to study for a while. There are still important matters on the island. , Xie Yu went back first.”

The Emperor of Heaven let out a long sigh: “Forget it, let’s go.”

“Excuse me, Xie Yu.” Xie Yu bent over and took a few steps back, then turned around and walked away without looking back.

The Heavenly Emperor, who hated iron but not steel, was still depressed in place: “This little bastard, it’s in vain for me to create opportunities for him! I’m so mad…”

The author has something to say: Little Theater

[The little general’s inner os: Is it too late for me to reincarnate now QAQ]

Shen Xinghe: Look at the flying saucer!

Little General: I don’t believe it.

Shen Xinghe: Look!Flying butterfly!

Little General: Where is it!

Push down the manuscript in the back row: I became a villain fan [Quick Transmigration]

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After waking up, his cave was transformed into a scenic spot. Bai Zhi, who somehow stepped into the human world, faced the crisis of starving to death on the streets before he even experienced the bustling world. Fortunately, he was rescued by the reincarnated Lei Feng system.

“Block the villain’s gun and get twenty fairy fruits.”

Bai Zhi looked at her body that had been beaten into a sieve: “Oh.”

“If you take the blame for the villain, you can get fifty bottles of demon liquid.”

Bai Zhi touched the black ash on his face: “It’s done.”

“If you die for the villain, you will get one hundred goblin barbecues as a gift.”

Bai Zhi silently pushed the big knife that had pierced his body inward again: “The barbecue must be spicy.”

A certain villain: “Since you like me so much, I’ll consider grabbing nine yuan to get the license.”

Bai Zhi, who was gnawing on the barbecue silently: “Huh?”