Chapter 176 The Necessity of No Smoking Doesn't Need to be Revisited
Dabi felt that something was wrong with the current situation.
Although he doesn’t have any complaints about the high-end presidential suite in the high-end hotel.Room service is also quite perfect, worthy of a five-star.But when a milk tea delivery with the exact number of heads arrived, he felt that there was something wrong with it.He was drinking milk tea, and then brought up the strangeness: “Are we being raised by Kagawa?”
“………”
There was a silence in the room.Then Xiao Du and I suddenly said: “I think there is nothing wrong with being raised by Kagawa.”
“It still depends on the situation… After all, we are at the end of the road. As long as we walk out of here, we may be hunted down, and what is more terrible than being hunted down is being homeless and penniless.” Mr. Magician commented on this matter. After a rational analysis of the matter, “The weather is so cold now, we will die.”
“Why on earth did we become so miserable, Boss…”
“I’m not the boss now.” Sidangmu lay on the sofa and pretended to be dead, “The boss is Youxiang. You can ask her.”
“As soon as you have a difficult problem, you leave it to other people, but you will be hated, boss… If the boss is Youxiang from the beginning, we are probably the director of some ice cream factory now, right?”
Dabi was imagining strange things, he said: “It’s always been here and there is no progress, let’s at least do something… Hey wait, where are the Tuwais?”
“Huh? Who knows.” Anyway, he is a lunatic.Who knows where the madness went?
“I saw him just now… it seems that he went out to smoke?” The magician shook his head, he said, “This hotel seems to be non-smoking, and there are signs everywhere. If you smoke in the room, it seems that the smoke alarm will be triggered device.”
“Don’t worry about him, it’s okay, he’s not young anymore…” I can always find my way home.perhaps.Shigaoki said that he was too lazy to care about it. Before that, he had been fighting for many days without sleeping.Now there are high-end hotels with high-end room service, and you don’t have to pay for it yourself. If you don’t take advantage of the rest, when will you wait?
That being said, it’s been too long to go out and smoke.It should be fine, right?
Smoking… While others were thinking about Tuwais, Risut suddenly remembered something, right!Now is not the time to enjoy life here!I have to go to the detention center to redeem Proxiet!Totally forgot about him! !As soon as smoking is mentioned, I think of that guy Proxiet. There is no cigarettes to smoke in the detention center. He is afraid that he is going to have a nervous breakdown!Hurry up and save him! !
——At the same time, Moriou Town Detention Center.
Captain ah ah ah ah!Where the hell have you been? !It’s been so long!I can not make it!I really want to smoke!I can’t stay in this place for a moment! !When I was trying to escape from prison before, I accidentally met a strange stand-in messenger, because the other party was too strong (yelling Euler or something) and was caught back again. This time, it should not be so unlucky!
Proxieter leaned in front of the iron fence of the detention center. There were not many guards outside. As long as he used his heroism, no one could resist him. The key issue now is to get the key to this cage!Proxiet Jailbreak Plan 2.0 officially begins! !
“Hey! Guard! Guard!!” Proxiet tried to attract the guard’s attention. As long as he came over and activated the heroic success, he would be able to get the key smoothly.
“What’s the matter? Mr. Proxiet… I told you that smoking is prohibited in the detention center.” The guard walked over impatiently, and said, “Smoking is harmful to your health. You should quit as soon as possible.”
“If tobacco is so easy to quit, wouldn’t drugs lose face at all.” Proxiet said with a serious face, “Anyway, I’m sorry, Mr. Guard. You are a good person. But – brave and benevolent! !”
“Ah??” What the hell? !Before the guard could react, he found that his vision began to blur, and something like smoke appeared in front of his eyes. Then he found that the skin of his hands began to wrinkle and then dry, and his hair seemed to fall out. He wanted to shout, But only made a hoarse sound, he fell to the ground, and found that he was so old and skinny that he couldn’t even stand up!
It worked!Proxiet took the key hanging from the guard, he opened the door of the cell, and then stepped over the guard lying at the door, as long as he left here, he would be able to return to his original state.So the nature of this jailbreak is not too bad!perhaps!No matter what, go out and find a cigarette first!Where the hell did the captain go?forget yourself? !
I can’t control that much, let’s go buy cigarettes first!
At the same time, somewhere in Duwang Town Commercial Street.
“What does it mean to have no cigarettes to sell…”
Brother Bazel looked at the supermarket clerk in disbelief: “Why are there no cigarettes in the supermarket?!”
“Don’t you know? It’s the anti-smoking publicity week. This week, Morioh will not sell tobacco.” The clerk pointed to the anti-smoking publicity endorsed by the super idol Meixia sauce on the glass at the door. Zhou poster, “Smoking is harmful to your health, so let’s take this opportunity to quit.”
You said it was easy!If it was really that easy, then people wouldn’t commit crimes! !
Bazel was a little agitated, thinking about nonsense, and he left the supermarket.In such a big town, is it really impossible to find a pack of cigarettes? !impossible! !Although…it is true that no smoking signs are posted on the streets and alleys.
Originally, Brother Bazel didn’t like the cigarettes of this era, he liked the kind he rolled himself.But now there are not so many options to choose from. When I came to the mission, I met people from the headquarters, and because of some ‘invasion hidden danger’, they took away all the tobacco on my body, saying that tobacco was harmful to certain star regions. Creatures are deadly poisons, just the smell of them kills—
Then don’t let me go to that star area! !That place is one hundred and eight thousand miles away from the earth! !Give me a good understanding of the secret agent who stays up late to work with a headache and needs tobacco comfort!This black heart organization! !
Bazel walked down the street in a panic, but there was no one smoking.It stands to reason that it is not a small town, how could there be no smokers? !The ashtray above the bin turned out to be clean as if it had just been swept.The smoking room that was supposed to belong to smokers was empty and had been piled up with debris.The intuition of the shadow agreement agent told him that this is not normal! !
Must be an invasion!Something strange must have invaded Earth!This is not normal at all! !
At the same time, the security room of Duwang Town General Hospital.
——This is absolutely abnormal!That’s right!How is it possible, how is it possible that there is no smoke? !It is absolutely impossible for humans to quit this thing!Certainly not possible!Tobacco and alcohol, these two are cancers of human civilization that are more poisonous than drugs!But human civilization also needs these two cancers to survive! !Absolutely not normal!
“I told you! I’m not an arsonist!!” No time to talk nonsense with these people now!Captain Turing stood up from his seat, “I didn’t set fire! I was just lighting a cigarette! It says smoking area?! Give it back to me first!”
“You can see clearly, it says there is no smoking area.” The security guard held Captain Turing’s last cigarette in his hand, and he said, “You almost caused panic in the hospital, do you know that? No one told Is smoking prohibited in your hospital?”
“Ahh… I’m so sorry! Sorry! I read it wrong! It’s my fault! You can detain me or arrest me! Give me back the cigarette first!”
“No. Do you want to smoke now? This room is also non-smoking.” The security guard put away the cigarettes. “I will notify the police. Although there is no large-scale panic, your behavior is still very serious.” Bad. Smoking is harmful to your health, you should quit quickly.”
You ignorant bastard!In the future world, cancer has already been conquered! !This is not normal… I did see the sign of the smoking area before I lit the fire, no matter how bad it was, I would not trigger the fire alarm on purpose.After the security guards went out, Captain Turing said, “Matthew… have you seen it? Is it really a no-smoking area?”
“No. I didn’t see the ‘sign’ that either of you said.” Nothing was written in that stairwell.Matthew replied, “I don’t know what happened to the security, but because of the neural implants and equipment in your body, I can scan your physical condition, and the blood parameters are a bit strange.”
“Huh? What does that mean?Damn.I really want to smoke!Shouldn’t he be an alcoholic?When did the craving for cigarettes become so strong? !never mind!I just want to!Captain Turing’s attention was also a little distracted.
“There is a substance defined by the Star Federation as A12-SO7812 in your blood. This substance obviously does not exist on the earth. It may have been brought over by you or the shadow agreement or the old gods.”
“What A12’s… what is that?”
“An addictive natural agent from another planet. Much of its formality and part of its addiction is similar to cigarettes, but…”
I have to smoke.Without hearing Matthew speak at all, Captain Turing suddenly stood up from his seat.Gotta go get that cigarette back, and then…yeah.Just go find more cigarettes.If it’s not in this town, go to another town, if it’s not on this planet, go to another planet, that’s right.I have a spaceship to come this time!Just do it! !
“Hey! Turing! Are you listening to me?! You need treatment!! This is a substance that can indirectly control the human brain, just like the kind that parasitizes snails or caterpillars and makes them climb to high places to get out of bed Like a parasite that a bird eats and spreads—hello?! Turing??”
He wasn’t listening to himself at all, this man!Ruined!Has the brain been completely controlled?Might see signs for smoking areas as well.But why can the security guard see the no-smoking zone sign?The matter is not over yet, I have to continue to investigate, but the network signal in this security room is not very good now, so I have to get to the top!Well, Matthew, if you’re a parasite, how do you get your host ‘up’? !
Three hours later, in a small garden in Duwang Town.
The sun was going down, the air was getting colder, and my head was about to split open, all because of the lack of cigarettes.The whole town seems to have been poisoned, and there will never be a fatal poison like cigarettes!It doesn’t make sense!Is it a hero? !Was it the heroes? !
Tuwais squatted on the edge of the small garden, holding his head wrapped in a paper bag. If there was nothing to cover him, he would collapse even more.He heard a puppy barking at him, but he didn’t pay attention, it didn’t matter at all, there was a problem!But it doesn’t matter!Yes, no!Oh!
What matters is the cigarettes, yes yes.No, I should quit smoking.No no… I can’t quit smoking, it’s my favorite——
“Hi. What are you doing?”
A man’s voice came from behind, is it a hero? !Gotta run!Tuwais turned his head sharply, thinking that if he saw some guy (hero) in a strange costume, he would immediately start running in the opposite direction, but as soon as he turned his head, he knew that this person, no, it was these people, they were not Heroes, they are: “You too?!”
“Ah! That’s right!!” The other party also made a voice with some excitement, “You too!!”
“This town is too abnormal!” Proxiet made the habitual movement of getting a cigarette, but there was nothing there, and he froze in place, “We have to get out of here. Get out of here first and then think about other things!”
“That’s right, there must be something wrong here. How could there be no cigarettes? It’s an invasion!” Bazel was also devastated. Fortunately, he quickly found a “similar” who discovered the problem on the street. Their eyes knew it was the same face looking for cigarettes! !
“If it was an invasion, we would no longer be able to stay on the earth.” Captain Turing had a serious face. He had never shown such a serious expression when he was defending the earth. “My shuttle stopped at three kilometers away. As long as we can successfully get there, we can think of something.”
These guys are professionals!Tuwais noticed this immediately, just follow them to find the cigarettes!Just follow them and it’s all over!wrong!Everything is perfect!He said, “Then what are we waiting for! Let’s go!”
“But what about three kilometers…”
When one of them asked a question, these ‘hosts’ suddenly noticed someone approaching again, turned their heads, and saw a girl: “It’s really useless, handsome guys. Why don’t you let me help you.”
“You are……?”
“I’m Nicole, you are looking for cigarettes too.” Miss Nicole smiled slightly, and she pointed to the DevilMayCry RV parked by the side of the road, “Hurry up and get in the car! If you wait any longer, we will Captured!”
“Abducted by who?”
“Of course those who invaded the earth!”
“Is it true that Earth has been invaded?”
“Don’t worry about it so much, let’s go!!”
These people are completely insane.Matthew didn’t make a sound.On the surface, I managed to use the network of this small town to connect to the satellite, and then rely on the poor function of the satellite to barely connect to the network of the Shadow Protocol two star regions away—thanks to the two passing comets ——Matthew finally figured out what was going on.
It was an invasion, but not the invasion you see in the movies.There are no aliens here, and no flying saucers.It’s a biological invasion — it’s an infectious disease.
And these few people were completely controlled by this infectious disease.Like caterpillars controlled by parasites, they are ganging up and can’t wait to rush to places where it is easier to spread: the space station or other areas where people are mixed.You can’t stop them by yourself, you have to tell others!
Matthew escapes urgently!
The author has something to say:
Members of the parasitic smokers squad:
Little Hero: Tuwais
JOJO: Big brother Proxiet
Devil May Cry: Nicole (big sister who drives)
Xiao Cang Universe: Bazel, Captain Turing
By the way, Matthew’s emergency escape means controlling his master’s movements for a moment by shocking his master, and letting his terminal fall out of the master’s pocket.
Next chapter, barbecue meeting.What do you say about smokers?Let them waver first, nothing will happen.
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