——”You are too slow! Do you know what I have experienced alone?!!”

Matthew, who was picked up two centimeters away from the dog-shit, complained in blood and tears: “I was almost buried in mammal excrement! Do you know what it feels like?! Those grooves on my terminal But it’s pretty hard to clean!!”

“Okay, okay Matthew.” Didn’t this already pick you up?Know how desperate you are.A super-high-tech artificial intelligence being overwhelmed by an overnourished puppy is an interesting scene.You Xiang said, “You are really here! We are here to find Bazel!”

“Oh…Agent Bazel, Mr. Tuwais, Mr. Prosciutto, Miss Nicole, and my (literally) insane master, they are in big trouble!” Matthew changed the subject, and he Said, “You know what? Trouble is a gift, and some people, in any place where they’re absolutely impossible to miss, can make a big mess. You know who I’m talking about, so—”

“Can you talk about the main points??” Mr. Hungry Wolf got a little impatient.According to the place where Xinsao saw Bazel and the others last, he searched and found Matthew who had fallen to the ground. As soon as he got close to him, he started talking nonsense.It’s been chattering for more than 20 minutes.

“Okay. You really should find them quickly… Well, the reason is that I found a rare substance called A12-SO7812 in Turing’s blood. This is a pathogenic substance that does not exist on Earth. Hallucinogens. Or parasites… that’s fine too. Although it’s not a living thing.” Matthew explained as quickly as possible, “In short, regardless of how this thing appeared in Turing’s blood, the infected people obviously don’t He’s the only one. All the guys I just mentioned, and there’s probably more in this town…”

“The danger of this substance is that it will manipulate the infected to approach places where people gather urgently, so as to spread itself out more widely. It is like parasitic snails and ants, allowing them to climb to the obvious It’s like the kind of parasite that gets eaten by birds.”

“Creatures with a history of addiction are more likely to be infected… this time it’s ‘drug addiction’. Maybe you’ve realized what the people I mentioned have in common. Oh sorry, you don’t. I always forget that your brains are How dull can’t do two things at once. Well, I’ve told you. They’ve been infected because of their ‘cravings’, and now they’re desperate to go to places where people gather, and get rid of the dangerous contagion in their bodies. diffusion.”

“Unfortunately, they now also have extremely high mobility, not only a car, but also a spaceship. I’m sure my master can drive the spaceship without me. So, if you don’t go Stop them, I am afraid that the entire universe will not be in danger of epidemics.”

Although there are a lot of useless things mixed in, the general situation is already understood.Hungry Wolf immediately made a report: “The agent is infected. The source of the infection is A12-SO7812, which comes from an extraterrestrial galaxy. It is a biological invasion alarm. The headquarters of other infected people on this earth will send people to treat them. Our task is to find those few A guy with a high mobility device dumped them in the hospital.”

“Are they themselves at risk of being infected?” All Might asked.

“Are you really… you worry about these guys’ health, not how much trouble they will cause?” Matthew sighed, “Now I start to admire you, All Might. On behalf of all artificial The intelligent body pays tribute to you-by the way, to answer your question, they are fine, don’t worry, they can cause cosmic chaos by running around.”

“Doctor, doctor, what is that little talking board?! Can I touch it?!” At the same time, Mr. Da Vinci behind him had little stars in his eyes, and he pulled the doctor’s sleeve and said , “What the hell is that principle? Is someone speaking through it? Or…”

“You can’t explain it to him.” Hungry Wolf turned around to remind the doctor who just spoke, and then said, “The last time I saw them was this afternoon… It has been several hours, and they may have already boarded Spaceship. Matthew, can you track the device on Bazel?”

“It’s okay, but I have to enter the backbone network of the Shadow Protocol headquarters first…”

“…” It’s too late to apply now.Once approved, the Andromeda galaxy will be infected.Hungry Wolf said, “Just do what you should do, don’t tell me.”

“Okay.” Matthew replied, “We also need a spaceship. Do you want to use the spaceship of the shadow agreement?”

“No, we have better ones now. Just requisition the Doctor’s TARDIS, he needs to make amends for ‘bringing Leonardo da Vinci to the future world’ anyway.”

“Then we are going to take the TARDIS now, and then take part in the space-time adventure with the doctor?!” Youxiang raised her hand, she was a little excited, “Really?! I want to go to Coruscant (“Star Wars” the city in) look!!”

“It’s not where you want to go!” Hungry Wolf immediately dismissed the application, “Don’t forget what we agreed, you and your…friends. You must obey my orders! Otherwise, I will leave you in a strange place. place.”

“Please leave me on Coruscant!!”

“Are you listening to me?! All Might take care of your students!”

“Niwa girl, where is Coruscant?”

“Teacher All Might is really… actually asking such a basic question!! Let me tell you, Coruscant is…”

If she wanted to bring up “Star Wars”, she couldn’t stop for a while.Just to divert her attention, well done All Might!As expected of you!Hurry up now! !

“…You really have changed a lot.” At this time, Qiyu, who had been silent on the side, said, “It’s completely different from before.”

“If you want to praise me, please stop.” Hungry Wolf said unhappily, “I’m just doing what I should do. Even if you are a weirdo, you should take the responsibility you promised. Are you heroes? Don’t you know this kind of thing?”

“Well… I just like being a hero. I didn’t think about it that much.” Saitama laughed, and said, “Because I was very happy, I did it. But it turned out like this, and there was no fun at all.”

“Fun… how dare you say it.” Everyone else earned the title of hero by desperately fighting to protect the world.You also saw that uncle named All Might over there.He turned into this zombie-like appearance just to make himself worthy of the word ‘hero’.And you said fun or something…

If someone else said that, I would definitely be angry.But your words… I actually feel terrible.

After all, you are too strong.So strong that no one can raise any objections even if it is said that all of this is interest.Strong enough to have the right to decide anything.Yet you are not interested in that kind of thing.Whether this is luck or misfortune, until the day you ‘fall’, you will definitely not know the answer.

But you… will you really perish?

Looking at Saitama, who seemed not to be nervous, Hungry Wolf felt a sense of displeasure.After all, this guy is still annoying to watch… Hurry up and send him back: “Let’s take you home first. Where do you live?”

“Because of the riot you caused, my former home was destroyed. Now I live in the Heroes’ Association.”

“Okay. Through the equipment of the Shadow Protocol and the TARDIS, we should be able to accurately locate the location, and remove other hidden dangers before things become serious…”

“I think it’s very interesting here, and I can stay for a while longer.” Saitama said suddenly, “Because, look, what you just said…maybe I can meet a strong weirdo or something, Right. And you guys are going to do heroic work, and rounding up is my job.”

“…What is your real purpose?”

“I want to grab as many meals as possible.”

“Why are you so strong but have such a miserable life?!”

“How do I know! I’m desperate too!! I became a hero after failing to find a job for three months–you don’t need an interview to be a hero!!”

—A few minutes later, in a certain time and space, in a certain place.

Hello, dear readers and friends.I’m Kishibe Rohan.

You must be thinking, where did the long-winded side go?I can only tell you that he has gone to rest now, probably to some Hawaii on vacation.Anyway, I’m taking over here now.The cause of the matter is this, I am bankrupt, if you have read the previous irrelevant content, you must have learned that I am temporarily staying at the newly opened Hero Office in Morioh Town.

I won’t mention other small things in the middle, anyway, one night, I overheard something.That little girl Youxiang actually wanted to leave me alone to participate in ‘time travel’.I will not allow this kind of thing!I, Kishibe Rohan, would never miss such a good opportunity to collect materials.

But if I also offered to follow at that time, that special agent who was as old as Higashika Josuke and as rude as him by visual inspection would definitely refuse.He just seemed out of tune with me.therefore–

I secretly followed! !

They were so lax that they failed to spot me.I sneaked into this device called ‘TARDIS’.It’s just a blue old British telephone box.But when you walk into it, you find that the inside is actually bigger than the outside.I like this setting.I will write it down.

It is said to be a ‘time machine’.If you connect to a shadow or other device, you can accurately go to any time, any space, and even automatically navigate.The phone booth is a time machine, a romantic setting I don’t use very often.It’s a little clichéd, I think I’ve seen several similar movies.

But that doesn’t matter, what matters is what I’m about to witness next.It is something that you, dear readers, have witnessed with my own eyes, and that is—

“Class-A amnestics.”

“Huh, huh?!! Wait a minute!!”

Lu Han jumped out from his hiding place: “Don’t take that thing at me!! My brain is too precious to be treated like this!!”

“I even want to treat Da Vinci’s brain like this, let alone a person who is trying to smuggle!”

“I’m not! I’m not smuggling! This is not smuggling! This is collecting materials!” Lu Ban was decisive and confident, “You Xiang! Tell him how important it is to me to collect materials! Eh? You Xiang?!”

“Huh?!” Still chatting happily with Xin Cao, You Xiang suddenly came back to his senses, “Huh? Teacher Lu Ban? Why are you here?”

“You, you… don’t forget about me if you have a boyfriend!! We are also friends, right?!”

“Hey…really? I think Mr. Lu Ban and I are at best acquaintances—well, we are friends. Don’t show that expression!” You followed here without permission, why are you so wronged!You Xiang said, “Well…it doesn’t matter what Teacher Lu Ban does, just use that one, the man in black takes care of him, Mr. Hungry Wolf.”

“Wait for me!!” Lu Ban immediately jumped up the steps, and he said, “Don’t come over! We can discuss it again! Don’t do it to me! Anyway, don’t do it to me!!”

“It’s really troublesome…” Hungry Wolf put down the amnestic device, he said, “Okay. But you have to follow my instructions. If you act without authorization, I will use this again-by the way, don’t use you That ‘Heaven’s Gate’ scheme to change my settings.”

cut!It was discovered.Dear readers, I’m really sorry, the original smuggling trip of Kishibe Rohan can only be put on hold temporarily.But anyway, I can continue to collect materials, so I can continue to act as a narrator to convey what I see to you.First of all, this fellow Youxiang—hmm…they are too tired, right?Who is that boy with dead fish eyes?He didn’t even speak for my friend because of him.

What else did you say, “It doesn’t matter what Mr. Lu Ban…” agreed that we are friends? !Are friends like this? !

I’m going to argue with her!

“Student with dead fish eyes, please step aside, I have something to say to Youxiang!”

“Ah?? Who are you…and who is Si Yuyan!!”

“That has nothing to do with you! Youxiang! I think we need to discuss the definition of ‘friend’! Between you and me—”

“Teacher Luban, you are so annoying! There is no relationship between me and you! You should pay attention to the atmosphere!!”

“Why should I pay attention to your relationship problem! Isn’t my problem more important!!”

“What the hell is going on with you!!”

The author has something to say:

Addiction Squad: Crazy (literally), Crazy (medical), Radical Mafia, Bad Bandit, (Let’s) Soul (Out of Body) Racer.

Hunting Squad: The strongest in the universe who is not full, the former No.1 who is sick and debuffed, is actually a high school student x2 who came out to fall in love, an agent who works continuously and wanders on the verge of death from overwork, if there is any accident, all human beings will Following the suffering vase, the time lord who only knows how to talk, and the willful self-centered cartoonist who just wants to watch the fun.

For a while, they couldn’t tell which side would cause more trouble.

Teacher Luban – a good helper for everyone in the Shura field (except Xinsao).

Want to go to a place where there is no Shura field to fall in love?I didn’t expect Luhan to follow me! !

Next, the members of the team will go to different times and spaces: Chaldea, the humanistic surviving institution, the Green Dolphin Prison, Zhuan arc children’s house and other places, disturbing people’s peaceful life.